The barry williams show
Letand's go
One man at the window
one girl at the bar
saw that look of recognition
when they know just who you are
i seen you on the tv
i seen you on that show
you make the people crazy
and then you let them go
Before the show we calm them
we sympathise, we care
and the hostile folk we keep apart
'til the red light says 'on airand'
did you see our leather lovers
all tied up to the chair
did you catch those child molesters
no one else goes there
What a show, the barry williams show
what a show,
dysfunctional excess
is all it took for my success
the greater pain that they endure
the more you know the show will scored
itand's showtime
Got the reputation of a surgeon
'cos they cannot feel the cut
it looks so very simple
but it really is an art
they call our studio 'the hospitaland'
making money from the sick
we let people be themselves
there is no other trick
'my lover stole my girlfriendand'
'i keep beating up my exand'
'i want to kill my neighbourand'
'my daughterand's selling sexand'
'my s/m lover hurt meand'
'my girl became a manand'
'i love my daughterand's rapist
'my lifeand's gone down the panand'
What a show, the barry williams show
the barry williams show
dysfunctional excess
is all it took for my success
and when the punches start to fly
the ratings always read so high
itand's showtime
'that girl has got no scruplesand'
not a wrinkle on her face
you would not believe the plot she conceived
so theyand'd let her take my place
well, no man is an island
no man is a sea
but this display of emotion
is all but drowning me
What a show, oh what a show
on my show, the barry williams show
itand's my show
what a show
dysfunctional excess
is all it took for my success
The best tv youand've ever seen
where people say the things that they really mean
i hear my name, i hear them roar
for the one more time i take the floor
just one more barry williams show
weand're gonna take you where you want to go
itand's showtime
Come on down
come on down
