[skit]
woman #1: i know that ainand't my homie over there
obie: keep sendin pages to the motherfucker
woman w/ obie: well
woman #1: obie!
woman w/ obie: is somebody calling you?
obie: nah, nah
woman #1: obie! one ball
obie: all iand'm sayin is i donand't even know the situation .
woman w/ obie: you know her?
obie: no, uh uh, i donand't know that bitch
woman #1: obie donand't act like you canand't see me
woman w/ obie: well sheand's calling your name
woman #1: turn around and look at me
obie: oh shit, candice this is sheneneh
woman #1: who is this bitch? (*smack*) (*crashing noises*)
obie: what the fuck! security! security!
woman #1: let me go!
security: come on maand'am
woman #1: tanisha get my purse
obie: get her outta here
woman #1: get my purse!
obie: get her the fuck outta here!
security: yo, get to her man, need some help with this bitch
obie: get that bitch outta here man
woman #1: obie! obie! you know iand'm having your babies
woman #1: they twins, one look just like you, let me go!
woman #1: and one of them look like your brother, ok let me go!
[verse 1]
my hoodratand's fatal, they not stable
i could be at a dinner table
with and'union gabrielleand', fine as hell, pierce in the naval
look at my rat like she act brand new
andquot;hey boo, how are you?andquot;
yeah, cool, now tally-o your ass back across the room
you see me with pocahontas
i ainand't tryin to be honorary but honestly i ainand't tryin be bothered
you got a brain, define honors in college
youand'd rather define how your knowledge in chronic
iand'm tryin step my game up a notch bitch
your aim the cock block on my plot bitch
she hot and your not, so stop bitch
quit blowin up my motherfuckin spot, shit
[chorus]
how could you be here? why donand't you leave here
i ainand't tryin to see you everytime at my show
i got a piece here, you ainand't gotta speak there
you know how we get down on the low
your playin me cheap here
tonight i donand't drink beer
i got a bottle, so itand's time for you to go
youand's the freak here, you donand't know me here
sheand's a model, you my late night ho
[verse 2]
they chase me (obie, obie), when they see me in the club
with a lot alike stacey dash, they gettin mad
then they wanna brag and say andquot;already had and'em
he ainand't shit cause he rap for mr. mathers (girl)
plus 50 centand's like ten times badder (girl)
d-12 shouldnand't of had him on they albumandquot; (girl)
thatand's what i get just for stabbin them hoes
they nag, when i pose with a chick with nice toes
yaand'll knew o before for new hoes, but since itand's a new ho
just act like you never knew o, boo
we still crew, we just the same (uh huh)
just not tonight, you donand't know my name (you donand't know me)
[chorus]
[verse 3]
hey yo fellas, never get timid when the chicken is interferin
when your chillin with a chick, who a ten (damn)
let her know the situation at hand (uh huh)
and tell the bitch go play with her friends (bitch)
this is for the model that your chillin with, hoodrats is often awful
my advice keep your mouth on muffle
feistiness give and'em the right to snuff you, and you too pretty to scuffle
this is for the rats, go on with that (go on)
quit actin like you smokin that crack
cause he pokin that chick, you ainand't ownin on shit
ainand't no rings on that finger
and every nigga in the hood ainand't triple teamed her
[chorus]
[obie trice - talking]
thatand's right, ha, you see me at the club
with a, with a look-alike halle motherfucker
look alike, look a, look alike alicia keys
haha, you donand't know me
donand't say shit, you know who iand'm talking to
all my hoodrat bitches
neneh, aqua and trip entanetta
haha, all yaand'll
iand'm straight, obie trice
