Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
Chad:
I've got to just do my thing
Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swinging
Chad:
I wanna play ball now, and that's all
This is what i do
It ain't no dance that you can show me
Girls:
You'll never know if you never try
Chad:
There's just one little thing
that stops me every time
Yeah
Ryan:
Come on!
Chad:
I don't dance
Ryan and Girls:
I know you can
Chad:
Not a chance
Ryan and Girls:
If I could do this, well,
you could do that.
Chad:
But i don't dance
Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!
Chad:
I don't dance
Ryan:
I say you can
Chad:
There's not a chance
Ryan:
Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor
Chad:
I don't dance, no
Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
Chad:
I've got to just do my thing
Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
Two-stepping, now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it
Chad:
I've got what it takes, playing my game,
so you better spin that pitch
you're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing
Girls:
You'll never know if you never try
Chad:
There's just one little thing
that stops me every time
Yeah...
Ryan:
Come on!
Chad:
I don't dance
Ryan and Girls:
I know you can
Chad:
Not a chance
Ryan and Girls:
If I could do this, well,
you could do that.
Chad:
But i don't dance
Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!
Chad:
I don't dance
Ryan:
I say you can
Chad:
There's not a chance
Ryan:
Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor
Chad:
I don't dance, no
Ryan:
Learn back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
Chad:
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm making a triple, not a curtain call
Ryan:
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true,
Because I can swing it, I can bring it
to the diamond too.
Chad:
You're talking a lot;
show me what you got.
Stop.
All:
Swing!
Ryan:
Hey! Come on, swing it like this.
Oh Swing!
Chad:
Ooh!
Ryan:
Jitterbug...just like that.
That's what I mean,
that's how you swing.
Chad:
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.
Ryan:
I say you can
Chad:
I know I can't
Chad and Ryan:
I don't dance!!!
Ryan:
You can do it
Chad:
I don't dance, no.
Ryan:
Nothin' to it. Atta boy, atta boy. Yeah!
Chad:
Hey batter, batter, hey
batter, batter what?
Ryan:
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
Ryan:
Come on!
Chad:
I don't dnace
Ryan:
I know you can
Chad:
Not a chance
Ryan and Girls:
If I could do this, well,
you could do that.
Chad:
But i don't dance
Ryan:
Hit it out of the park!
Chad:
I don't dance
Ryan:
I say you can
Chad:
There's not a chance
Ryan and Girls:
Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor
Chad:
I don't dance, no
