Your time is near, the missionand's clear
itand's later than we think
before you slip into the night
youand'll want something to drink
steal away before the dawn, and
bring us back good news
but if youand've tread in primal soup
please wipe it from your shoes
Just then a porthole pirate
scourged the evening with his cry
and sanctuary bugs deprived
the monkey of its thigh
a dust arose and clogged my nose
before i could blink twice
despite the stuff that bubbled up
i gave some last advice:
The flesh from satanand's dogs
will make the rudiments of gruel
Deduct the carrots from your pay
you worthless swampy fool
Exploding then through fields and fen
and swimming in the mire
the septic maidenand's gargoyle tooth
demented me with fire
i drifted where the current chose
afloat upon my back
and if perchance a newt slimed by
iand'd stuff it in my sack
Soon i felt a bubble form, somewhere below my skin
but with handy spine of hedgehog
i removed the force within
suzie then removed her mask
and caused a mighty stir
the angry mob responded
taking turns at grabbing her
The foggy cavernand's musty grime
appeared within my palm
i snatched rickand's fork to scrape it off
with deadly icy calm
[(original lyrics - from 4.22.90)
the brothel wife then grabbed a knife
and slashed me on the tongue
i turned the blade back on the bitch
and dropped her in the dung]
The crowd meanwhile had taken sue
and used her like a rag
to mop the slime from where the slug
had slithered with the bag
In summing up, the moral seems
a little bit obscure...
Give the director a serpent deflector
a mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector
a cushion convector, a pitcher of nectar *
a virile dissector,a hormone collector
* or andquot;a penile erectorandquot; (4.22.90, 10.31.90), or andquot;a picture of nectarandquot;
Whatever you do take care of your shoes
